Unemployment Starter Kit

This soft, lightweight tee carries a dark-humored design that reads “UNEMPLOYMENT STARTER KIT” above and below a small still life of a beer can, a whiskey glass, and a bottle of tequila with a lime wedge. The comfortable Gildan Softstyle fabric drapes easily and keeps prints crisp, so the illustration stays readable wash after wash. Wear it when you want to nudge a laugh in a laid-back bar, at a casual hangout, or while lounging at home — it reads as a wink and a shrug, not a statement. The crew neck and classic fit make it effortless to layer under a jacket or pair with jeans. Subtle natural flecks appear on unprocessed cotton colors for a lived-in feel. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification add quiet reassurance about quality and safety.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Shoulder twill tape and tear-away pearlized label for comfort and stability
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; durable image quality suitable for casual wear

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors