Choose Your Weapon T-Shirt — Funny Cocktail, Wine & Beer Drinking Tee

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Lightweight, soft, and built for easygoing nights out — this tee speaks the language of casual bar crawls and Friday happy hours. A simple neon-inspired graphic lines up a shot glass, a wine glass, and a beer can above the cheeky line “CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.” Short, clean lines and bright, poppy colors make the design readable from across the room. Wear it to low-key meetups, trivia nights, or at-home hangs when the group can’t agree on what to drink. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin and holds print detail beautifully, while the crew neck and classic cut keep the silhouette relaxed and familiar. Subtle details — tear-away pearlized label, taped shoulders, and a seam-stable ribbed collar — keep it comfortable through repeat wears and washes. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean you get a quality shirt with responsible production notes you can appreciate.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF sleeve/neck prints where applicable
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors