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You could’ve made a sandwich. You chose beer instead. We respect that.
Choose Your Weapon
Choose Your Weapon
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$25.00 USD
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$25.00 USD
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Lightweight, soft, and built for easygoing nights out — this tee speaks the language of casual bar crawls and Friday happy hours. A simple neon-inspired graphic lines up a shot glass, a wine glass, and a beer can above the cheeky line “CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.” Short, clean lines and bright, poppy colors make the design readable from across the room. Wear it to low-key meetups, trivia nights, or at-home hangs when the group can’t agree on what to drink. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin and holds print detail beautifully, while the crew neck and classic cut keep the silhouette relaxed and familiar. Subtle details — tear-away pearlized label, taped shoulders, and a seam-stable ribbed collar — keep it comfortable through repeat wears and washes. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean you get a quality shirt with responsible production notes you can appreciate.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF sleeve/neck prints where applicable
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF sleeve/neck prints where applicable
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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