You could’ve made a sandwich. You chose beer instead. We respect that.
Choose Your Weapon
Choose Your Weapon
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Shot. Wine. Beer. Choose Wisely. 🥃🍷🍺
Every great night starts with a decision. This tee lays out your options and lets you pick your path. Whether you're a shot-taker, a wine sipper, or a beer-in-hand kind of person — this is your tee. Wear it to happy hour, bar crawls, or any occasion where the first question is always "what are you having?"
Soft, lightweight, and ready for whatever weapon you choose.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight soft cotton — breathable and comfortable all night long
- Neon-inspired graphic that pops from across the bar
- Classic crew neck with clean, relaxed fit
- Bold, readable design — a guaranteed conversation starter
- Available in multiple sizes and colors
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Choose your detergent wisely too.
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View our complete size chart and fit guide to find your perfect fit. Sizing varies by brand - check the product description for specific measurements for this tee. View size chart